Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Make DeAnna Rich - A Sincere Plea

Friends that may stumble on this blog - I need your help to get rich (financially).

It has not been my destiny to be born beautiful and be a supermodel like Giselle, who reportedly earned $35 million last year.

It has not been my lot to marry a wealthy man, either time.

My acting skills may have helped me in high school, but that's as far as it got.

It is however, my life plan to be born, work and live the life God has intended me to. Wife to Danny, pet parent to Biscuit & Cookie, dazzling daughter of Buster & Judy. But - these things do not make me financially rich. Therefore - I'm submitted my request to the world via the internet in your help to make me rich.

These 5 eHow.com articles generate 1/100th of a cent when clicked and viewed, and if I can get people to review my articles - let's say 4.7 million people to click the 5 links (4.7 million * 5 clicks) I could make approximately $70,000 before taxes (YES - IRS, I've submitted my earnings form - you have my number)

So friends - please click on the eHow.com articles below - they do not contain viruses, there is some very helpful information on this site - and it can be addictive. PLEASE take the time to review this. Seriously - I'm middle-aged and past my point of getting past middle management.

There is a mix of articles - travel, crafts, tv, cooking and emergency preparedness.

How to Kiss the Blarney Stone - I did, it worked
http://www.ehow.com/how_2288820_blarney-kissing-blarney-stone.html

How to Make a Centerpiece for a Baby Shower with Chocolate Favors
http://www.ehow.com/how_2246149_baby-shower-centerpiece-chocolate-favors.html

How to Go To An Open Casting Call of Deal or No Deal - I tried it, lacked what they look for
http://www.ehow.com/how_2253729_casting-call-deal-no-deal.html

How to Grill Burgers, New Ideas for an Old Standard
http://www.ehow.com/how_2290544_zing-new-ideas-old-standard.html

How to Prepare for a 10 Minute Evacuation - No one thinks they need this info, they may
http://www.ehow.com/how_2294028_prepare-minute-emergency-evacuation-plan.html


Okay - it's a big challenge for 4,700,000 people to help me make a little money.

Does $70,000 make me rich? Nah, it doesn't, but it's fun to think that this request may make it to California, and back, garner interest in my writing - my wit.

If we can't dream, what's the point? If we don't ask, we've allowed everyone else to say NO for us!!!

Thank you for your time, consideration and help!!!

DeAnna

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